1) Getting hit by a car

This World Series is depressing as hell, just like many other things that are happening right now and which we have…

Kelsey said she saw the film Yesterday on a plane. I said I didn’t understand why “Eleanor Rigby” was such a popular…

(NOTE: Only ranked by how these perform in a bowl with milk. If you wanna use them as an ingredient in some nouveau…

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It’s that time of year again, hoops fans! The NFL season is in full swing, baseball’s playoffs start next week, and…

Today is my last day as your social media person here at good ol’ Deadspin dot com. I truly cannot think of any…

I know what you’re thinking: Barfing is bad! All foods are bad to vomit! This is true, but some foods are way worse…

1. Parent (adultery)

Inspired by this Tyrann Mathieu tweet:

If you haven’t heard, the United States puréed Thailand by a score of 13-0 in their 2019 Women’s World Cup opening…

The Deadspin staff recently moved its office to Times Square, so we’ve been absolutely dying to check out every…

1. Joel Matip

Game of Thrones is, finally, coming to an end, with the show’s eighth and final season set to premiere on Sunday…

As Big Baller Brand apparently unravels amid an embezzlement scandal, Lonzo Ball looks ready to shift loyalties. The…

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1. Chiefs over Rams

When it’s winter and cold outside and, say, your office is an uninsulated block of freezing concrete, you and your…

Christmas feels incomplete without at least four-to-six partial viewings of A Christmas Story, Bob Clark’s 1983…