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Even The Rowdiest Of Rowdy Rams Couldn't Help VCU Defeat UCLA
I have a hunch the inside of this guy's hat smells like a mixture of deviled eggs and a dirty aquarium. Can hair have halitosis?...

Manny Ramirez Calls His Chinaman
I'm told that's not racist. That's the name for the a left-arm spinner....

Here's The Perfect Gift For The Rangers Fan In Your Life You Absolutely Hate
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Brian Cashman Will Take A Picture With Just About Anybody These Days
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The Uteful Boy Cleavage Of The Mountain West
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When Mascots Don't Play Nice
Here is visual evidecne of the Pistol Pete/Big Blue donnybrook at the WAC tournament. Pete—sans mustache—is not afraid to go for the throat....

The Entrepreneurs, At Least, Didn't Need Overtime
We've enjoyed Syracuse's little run as much as anyone - well, maybe more than Jay Bilas, who seems more in need of a bj than usual - but then along came capitalism to make it faintly annoying....

We'd Make Fun Of This Gentleman More, But I'm Sure He's Not The Only One Who Wet Himself At MSG Last Night
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Randy Moss And His Big-Ass Bass
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Butler Just Couldn't Dig Deep Enough To Pull Out A Victory
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Wake Up, Matt Jones
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North Carolina Likes To Keep The Good Seats Reserved For Fans That Sparkle
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The Sideline Princess Doesn't Like It When Grown Men Yell
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Whatever You Do, Don't Let Go
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Frank Beamer Thinks Somebody's Taking A Photo Of Him
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Hockey Games Bring Out The Drunk Muppets
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Cynthia Rodriguez Seems To Have Her Hands Full
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What Exactly Is Being Measured Here?
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Eddie Hightower Finds The Nexus Of The Universe In Champaign
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This Is Why You Go To Florida For Spring Training
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