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Humiliated Redskins Fan Spared Humiliating Death
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Monday Night Football Makes Brett Favre Horny
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Michael Jordan Is A Hall Of Fame Dancer
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More Jerseys For Your Closet Of Awesomeness
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Ohio Is For Clunkers
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Angels Get Nick Adenhart's Jersey Drunk
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Truth In Labeling?
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It's Like The "Where's Waldo" Of Obscene Signs
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China Still Very Much A Developing Nation
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G-20 Demonstrators Will Bring Down The Global Capitalist Hegemony With Sports-Themed Protest
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And After He Took The Shot, He Beat The Crap Out Of Both Of Them
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No Autographs, Please. Mr. Hellraiser Has A Plane To Catch
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This Must Have Looked Awesome On The Jerrytron
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We've Sighted The Elusive Hardcore Jags Fan
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Peyton Appreciates His Receivers & Tight Ends
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Hair Boy and Copper Girl Fight For Airtime Supremacy
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Hello There, Little Ball
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No, Sir. You May Not Offer Brandon Inge Your Shirt
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The Anti-Favre Debate Is Nothing But A Straw Man
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Men With Telestrators Can't Stop Drawing Dongs
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