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Ted Cruz Can't Wait To Watch The Football Men Do Touchpoints In The Grass Zone

Can you guess who’s ready for The Big Game?

It’s Ted. Ted’s ready for The Big Game.

Don’t forget to throw the ball lots of feet this season, football men. Ted’s watching.


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