Tell Us Where On The Doll The Coach Touched Himself

From the Motivational Speaker File: Miami high school baseball coach Lazer Callazo resigned yesterday after a curious attempt to pump up his team. To quote The Miami Herald:

According to a Coral Gables police report, Collazo dropped his pants, took out his penis and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball after a loss to Florida Christian on April 7.

"He then," according to a Coral Gables police report, "pointed to his penis, testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina."

Funny: This is how Brian Boitano's coaches used to inspire him too.

Prep Coach Callazo Resigns [Miami Herald]