Ten-Year Ban For Whipping Out His Junk

One of New Zealand's premier lawn bowlers is facing a decade-long ban from the sport after he "flopped out my old fella" to tell his teammates they were "playing like dicks." New Zealand's a strange, strange place.

David File doesn't deny he exposed himself in the locker room. But it was only to fire up his team, not because he enjoys taking out his cock! (Why can't it be both?)

"We weren't going very well and we'd had a few beers and we were playing like dickheads. I went for a piss and when I returned I flopped it out and said to the boys, 'That is what we are playing like.'"

The ten-year ban was handed down by the regional lawn bowling governing body, but an appeal is set to be heard by the national association. The regional league said, and I swear to god that I quote,

It is out of our hands."

10 year bowls ban as "old fella" flopped out [Dominion Post]