That, Friends, Is A Lot Of Funk

In a world of uncertainty, the dancing fat man is a distinct pleasure worth cherishing. Do not underestimate the dancing fat Clemson fan: He's, in fact, quite nimble. You might think it cheap and/or easy, but we value the fundamental certainty of gyrating flab, and we think you probably should too.

Fat Men Are Unusually Light On Their Feet [Every Day Should Be Saturday]