It’s hard to know whether the ads or the halftime show has become the bigger attraction of the Super Bowl. It feels like the combination of the two has made the game ancillary. Certainly, nothing exemplifies the bombast and ridiculousness of the occasion more than the halftime show, with a two-hour show’s worth of pyrotechnics, choreography, and lighting somehow shoehorned into a 15-minute performance. The sheer scale of it is a show unto itself. Here’s who did it best, in someone’s opinion.
What happens when you let a guy who already has an uncontrolled Jesus complex feel like he’s America’s savior by performing at halftime of the Super Bowl after 9/11? You get the kind of asshole like Bono forcing his album onto your iPod without your say-so because he thinks that’s what you want. How has The Edge not bludgeoned this guy by now? Oh right, the hundreds of millions of dollars. This is how you get a dickhead who ruins Kings Of Leon, foists Coldplay upon the world, and all the other musical and societal crimes Bono has committed. In Bono’s mind, the NFL didn’t pick U2, they were ordained by a higher power to heal the nation. Woof.
Like she wasn’t going to make the list. 50 different powerful figures would have me killed if she didn’t. And rightly so. The height of Beyonce owning the world, which was something of a departure as usually this stage is either reserved for nostalgia acts, or those who are about to be nostalgia acts. Nothing about Beyonce’s performance suggested she was riding off to the sunset, and she very much has not.
Only because he was friends with Prince.
Much like Petty himself and his songwriting, it was understated and simple, and great because of that. Petty wrote songs that we all knew, played them exactly how they were supposed to be played, and let that be enough. Always felt like Petty never understood what the fuss about him was about, or the fuss about this show, he just showed up and played. Which is all anyone ever needed from him.
How do you manage to leave out The Who, who, in 2010, showed up dressed like my dad and then proceeded to crush “Baba O’Riley” all over the stage? They’re AARP members and still rock as hard as anyone. And Peter Townshend can’t even hear anymore.
Rihanna’s first live performance in several years showed no on-stage rust. With no special guests and an elaborate stage set up, all eyes were on her and the stage wasn’t too much for her.
The set list was no doubt a celebration of Rihanna’s entire discography, with “Disturbia” or “Don’t Stop The Music” likely being the biggest hits she didn’t perform. The dancers were on point and the Super Smash Bros. style stage didn’t intimidate anyone. Last year’s halftime show was always going to be hard to top with how much talent convened to join Dr. Dre, but Rihanna as a solo act did a great job. She was the best solo performer at a halftime show since Beyonce in 2013 and didn’t have the backup of Destiny’s Child.