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Photo: Evan Vucci (AP)

Donald Trump goes by many names, but none is more apt than “the Big Wet President,” coined by our David Roth. The second adjective gets at a spiritual if not literal truth: the leader of the free world is always just kind of limply flopping around, even if he rarely glistens in an actual coat of moisture.

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But today Washington, D.C. is north of 85 degrees, and it had to be pointed out that “what Hollywood is doing is a tremendous disservice to our country,” and so the president of the United States is publicly—indisputably—Wet.

Illustration for article titled The Big President Is Now Wet
Photo: Tasos Katopodis (Getty)
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These photos have not been strategically cropped or edited.

Illustration for article titled The Big President Is Now Wet
Photo: Tasos Katopodis (Getty)

This is just how the photographers filed them.

Illustration for article titled The Big President Is Now Wet
Photo: Evan Vucci (AP)
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The man looks boiled.

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