Sorry about the crowbar, kid. You'd be surprised how many people want to steal scrap. But, man, once we make it into art, we can't give it away. We mean, what are we? A junkman who makes art or an artist who sells junk? You tell us.

It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.

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