The Flesh-Eating Turf Monster Victimized Matt Stafford Last Night

The Bears knocked off the Lions 13-7 last night in a mess of a football game that dropped the hapless and hopeless Lions to 2-4 on the season. Detroit quarterback Matt Stafford had an especially bad night, struggling to find open receivers and managing meager statistics: 28 of 46 for 261 yards. Here's an image that represents just how futile was his evening.