The Giants Are Obsessed With Paula Abdul

You might remember last year, when Barry Bonds became the only man to ever dress up as Paula Abdul and not need fake breasts. (It was for the yearly Giants' "American Idol" contest, or something.) Well, the Giants pulled off the stunt again this year, and we have to say, this whole Barry Bonds and Barry Zito being best pals thing is starting to make us uncomfortable.

Though not as uncomfortable as Giants rookie Eddy Martinez-Esteve makes us.

Afterwards, of course, everyone went to the clubhouse and had sex with each other. Naturally.

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