Mark Sanchez is not a wide receiver. He is a quarterback, a celebrity, a franchise, a patron of the arts, a deviant, and a pitchman, but he's not a wide receiver. So when he lined up wide in the wildcat (and as for why the Jets were running the wildcat up 16 with three minutes left, your guess is as good as mine), Drayton Florence took the opportunity to put the fear of god in a man without blockers for once in his life.

Phil Simms simply can't handle all the mirth, and Sanchez officially graduates to animated gifdom. As for the rest of the game, this kind of sums it up: