The Marlins Played Fart Noises During The Nationals' Batting Practice

Some weird stuff happened at the Marlins’ stadium while the visiting Nationals were taking batting practice last night. Some weird fart stuff, to be specific:

It’s true! Someone at the stadium even dug up audio:

The farts were so distracting that the Nats had to rig up a bootleg speaker system of their own to try and combat the deafening flatulence:

Nobody is really sure how the hell this happened, and the Marlins are even denying that they farted all over Bryce Harper and company on purpose:

You know, if you go by “whoever smelt it dealt it,” the Marlins are actually in the clear here.