Some weird stuff happened at the Marlins’ stadium while the visiting Nationals were taking batting practice last night. Some weird fart stuff, to be specific:
It’s true! Someone at the stadium even dug up audio:
The farts were so distracting that the Nats had to rig up a bootleg speaker system of their own to try and combat the deafening flatulence:
Nobody is really sure how the hell this happened, and the Marlins are even denying that they farted all over Bryce Harper and company on purpose:
You know, if you go by “whoever smelt it dealt it,” the Marlins are actually in the clear here.