Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Illustration for article titled The NFL Would Like To Have A Little Talk With You About Sex

Does the NFL give its players sex advice? Of course it does! This is a league that tells its players how to tuck in their uniforms, has an approximately 600-word definition of what a catch is, and has its employees sign an “integrity of the game” honor code. So why not give its players The Talk?

Advertisement

The NFL’s 2014 league policies for players are among the many documents filed by the NFLPA in court. The chapters range from sportsmanship, to cooperation with new media, to guidelines on players endorsing dietary and nutritional supplements. There’s also an AIDS fact sheet, which doles out some general thoughts on the sex act as well.

Illustration for article titled The NFL Would Like To Have A Little Talk With You About Sex

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

Illustration for article titled The NFL Would Like To Have A Little Talk With You About Sex
Advertisement

This is around the point where you start getting uncomfortable and wish Roger Goodell would let you get back to playing video games.

Illustration for article titled The NFL Would Like To Have A Little Talk With You About Sex
Advertisement

Can we still share a malted?

Illustration for article titled The NFL Would Like To Have A Little Talk With You About Sex
Advertisement

Now you know. The full fact sheet these were taken from is below.

Advertisement

Share This Story

Get our newsletter