Most networks don't even bother attempting to program against the Super Bowl. But every channel has to air something, including your local cable provider's porn channels. Here's are the titles of porn movies airing on Time Warner Cable opposite the Super Bowl, according to today's TV Guide:

350lb Big Fat Moms
Double Dong
Cover Daddy In Cream
Impaled Amateurs!
Sexin' In The Hood: Ghetto Girlz & Boyz
Hot For The Pool Boy
Mommy's Massive Rack
Wet Pink Coochies Get Penetrated Hard & Deep
Bareback Business Men
Filthy Strap-On Lesbos
My Husband Is Gay
Hard & Nasty Orgy
Lusty Lil' Teen Spinners 6
Hot Girls Screw Ugly Dudes
Marines Swallow Shaft
7 Tight Sweet Teens
Asian Girls Love Black
Dominated Sex Slave
Busty Lifeguards
Drillin' 10 Daughters
E-Cup Wives Swallow
Bend Over And Spread 'Em 7
Black Babes Work The Shaft 5
Pristine Teen Pink 9
DD Big Boob Jackpot 9
Jaw Dropping Booty 1
Xena Sex Parody
Interracial Facial Frenzy

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