The Roundup: Squash Those LeBron-to-Brooklyn Plans; Nets Move is Delayed

Our head would have exploded at this party; at our old gig, two of the nicest actresses we ever dealt with were Jordana Brewster and Sophia Bush, and yes, it helps that they’re gorgeous … workout tips if you can’t afford the gym … an electoral college blowout? … not only are 80% of Americans broke, but they want to save, except politicians don’t want them to … people drinking tap water essentially results in the loss of 3,300 jobs … Madonna to announce divorce today … a Bull Durham sequel? …

Scottish police seize 240 gallons of booze prior to World Cup qualifier. Yes, the game ended 0-0. ( Beautiful Game)

Why is the media ignoring the 4-2 Bucs? ( Joe Bucs Fan)

Tampa kid who was suspended for ‘Rayhawk’ haircut is a huge hit with the Rays, ESPN. ( Tampa Tribune)

The Nets move to Brooklyn is delayed until 2011. ( Star-Ledger)

What it was like to attend the Browns victory over the Giants. ( Major League Jerk)

Jimmy Johnson: I’d take Plaxico and Chad Johnson over Terrell Owens. ( City of Champs)

An oldie but a goodie: The Rammers sing ‘Ram it.’ ( Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

College football coaches as members of Entourage. ( 4th and Fail)

Even if you don’t like hockey, you’ll like this female talking about it. ( Japers’ Rink)

High school football punks get angry, go after refs. ( Deadspin)

German female soccer player opts for a career in adult films. ( Unprofessional Foul)

Redskins add three former Seahawks, including RB Shaun Alexander. ( Washington Times)