Did you know these videos aren't even aimed at Taiwanese people? Next Media Animation knows their twisted takes on Western news play well in America. It's been a while since we ran one of them, because by pumping them out almost daily they've watered down what was once a special treat. But their version of what happened at State College is just so bizarre that we couldn't not share. Michael Jackson dancing in a church full of Pedobears? Yeah.
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