In a disturbing and undeniably amusing listing of the top 50 new sexual positions, the Phat Phree comes up with a novel one: The Tony Romo.
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city. Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
Not necessarily our taste, but a novel concept. And by the way: He's not really gonna attend the Pro Bowl, is he? Come on, give it up to Favre, Tony!
50 All New Sexual Positions [The Phat Phree]