The Woebegone Bay Area

This has been brought up before, but in the wake of this whole Barry Bonds business, it's worth mentioning: The San Francisco bay area is going through the worst stretch of sports news in recent memory. They're like the anti-Boston.

Let's see, we've got:

• Bonds. • Neither the 49ers or Raiders have won a game in a month. • The Warriors are the only winless team in the NBA. • After a nice start, Cal has collapsed. And their fans are falling out of trees.

We're spending Thanksgiving with our sister in the Bay Area. We hope our plane doesn't crash.

Bay Area Is Officially In Sports Hell [100 Percent Injury Rate]