"Corrado, the unorthodox breakout play."

Boy is that a wry description. You can almost see the wheels in Frankie Corrado's head turning as he tries to decide how to break out of the zone. Should he pass it to his teammate on the boards or bank it to the center man? Maybe he should just carry it out himself? Instead, after literally ten seconds spent cogitating, Corrado initiates his plan of action...and ices the damn puck while falling over.

Now, it's not the worst possible outcome on a breakout pass—we've already seen one of those this season—but it sure is sadder.