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Tim Howard Kinda Just Chills With His Hands Down, Watches Goal Go In

I know. I know. It was a great goal from Dynamo Kiev's Andriy Yarmolenko. Someone should've, could've stepped to the ball, at some point. Tim Howard probably couldn't have gotten to it anyway. I know. That's all out of the way.

But my man Tim Howard is really standing at the six-yard-box when homie's at the 18 and kinda, just, like, watching the soccer game and thinking about shit. HELL YOU DOIN', TIMBO?

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HOMIE'S JUST OUT HERE TAKING A CASUAL STROLL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SEEING TIMBO WHERE THE HELL YOU GOING?

Timbo sucks.

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