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Anthony DiComo of is reporting the New York Mets are promoting Tim Tebow from Columbia to Class A St. Lucie, because he is a very good baseball man.

Wait, that’s not the right tweet at all.

Here is a video of Mets general manager Sandy Alderson forming words that sound almost like a human language:


Look for Tim Tebow to impress with his pleasing exit velocity, formidable twice-as-high-OPS-at-home, and .879 fielding percentage at the latest stop on his meteoric rise to a corner outfield spot on the big league club.