We are officially ready to start thinking about fantasy football, we think. As always, we're in too many leagues for us to keep track of, particularly because we consistently make the mistake of naming all our teams the same thing: Mattoon Green Wave. This is not only uncreative, but also incredibly confusing.

Thankfully, Drew at Kissing Suzy Kolber has a helpful guide to naming your fantasy football team. Some potential ideas:

• Ass Sashimi

• Destiny's Frankensteins

• The Killing Of A Chinese Ookie

• Body by Mangini


Body By Mangini is, without question, our favorite. Plus, it's not an Anchorman reference, and that helps.

The KSK Guide To Naming Your Fantasy Team [Kissing Suzy Kolber]