TNT Should Not Have Allowed This Morbidly Obese Sixers Fan To Participate In The Shirt-Off

The Utah State Aggies have a superfan named Wild Bill who distracts free throw shooters by wearing bizarre, Disney-inspired outfits that often reveal his generous girth.

Take a seat, Bill, because this Sixers fan has you beat on all axes. Are you horrified? Less than 24 hours after Charles Barkley's paean to fitness, TNT hoists this on us; if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the gym.