To Watch Tonight

"You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube. This is mass madness, you maniacs." • College Football: Division I-AA tournament, semifinal, Northern Iowa at Texas State. USC? Notre Dame? Who are they? Panthers vs. Bobcats in San Marcos, Texas! [ ESPN2] • NBA: New Jersey at Cleveland; New York at Phoenix. We only pray you've purchased enough beer and Pringles. [ ESPN] • NHL: Red Wings at Capitals. Red Wings' Robert Lang meets his old team. This time, it's personal. [ Fox Sports Detroit]