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To Watch Tonight...

• College Basketball: #1 Duke @ #22 Wake Forest. This is actually a game I'd love to see, but my noggin is fried because of the football orgy. I need to sit in the dark and listen to Enya for about six hours.
• NHL: Columbus @ Phoenix. Did you know that the Blue Jackets have never ever won in Phoenix? Nor did I. And I'm OK with that. And by the way, I saw Slap Shot 2 last week. Don't. Do yourself a favor, and don't even consider it. Seriously, don't.
• NBA: Heat @ Blazers. This matchup sounds like one big fire hazard. The Heat have lost two straight, including one to New Orleans, so there is hope for the Blazers.


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