What to watch as someone brings you a delicious bass ...
• National Invitation Tournament, first round: Wake Forest at Minnesota. Even if you win this thing, you're not as good as Monmouth. [ESPN2]
• Major League Baseball: Preseason, New York Yankees vs. Houston, at Kissimmee, Fla. In which we discover we don't even miss those World Baseball Classic guys. [ESPN]
• NBA: Los Angeles Clippers at Phoenix. As the Lakers slowly become "That other LA team." [ESPN]