What to watch as you dream that you're an anonymous salesman stuck in a hotel in California ...
• College Basketball: Regional coverage, doubleheader, regional semifinals, Duke vs. LSU and Texas vs. West Virginia at Atlanta and Memphis vs. Bradley and UCLA vs. Gonzaga at Oakland. Hey, when you're playing in the hallowed building of the Golden State Warriors, you had better bring your A game. [CBS]
• Figure skating: ISU, World Championships, men's short/free, pairs short, original dance, at Calgary, Alberta. Yes folks, Johnny Weir will be there, we checked. [ESPN]
• NHL: Sharks at Red Wings. So which is better, respectively, the Red Wings or the Pistons? And how can we fire Millen? [Fox Sports Detroit]