What to watch while waiting for the pizza guy to make a delivery whenever he damn well gets around to it ...
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at New York Mets. Can we start tearing out the seats for souvenirs yet? [ESPN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Cleveland at New Jersey, Game 4; Western Conference semifinals, Phoenix at San Antonio, Game 4. More blood in the NBA playoffs than in the NHL playoffs? What gives? [TNT]
• NHL: Eastern Conference final, Buffalo at Ottawa, Game 3. In light of this, would a Senators win even matter? [Versus]