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No telling who you'll run into at your local megamarket. For Deadspin reader Adam Lark on Monday at the Meijer's in Livonia, Michigan, it was none other than Detroit Lions quarterback Jon Kitna; scoping out the cereal specials, no doubt. "He was in the checkout line next to me," Lark said. "He was very pleasant and accommodating, seeing that his t-shirt indicated he was in fact under the influence of the spirit. Like many other professionals, you'd think Kitna would get the hell out of this wretched, economical depressing state they call Michigan."