Tony Sparano was a goner as soon as this game ended. He knew it, you knew it—we all knew it. So, rather than talk with reporters about another woeful Jets offensive performance, he just left. No "no comment," "sorry guys, I'm not talking" or "get out of my face, you hyenas"—he just calmly walked out of the room and let basically every New York Jets beat writer chase after him. Look at Connor Orr hop around the slower-footed Brian Costello! So determined.

All Adam Schein of SNY's Jets Postgame show could do was rattle off the names of those left in Sparano's wake like he was watching Secretariat at the Belmont. Or maybe a lesser horse, for these Jets. [SNY]