While stumping for Alabama senatorial candidate Luther Strange tonight, prominent dotard Donald Trump urged his friends in NFL ownership to march onto the field and fire players who kneel during the playing of the national anthem. He further claimed that NFL ratings are down because players aren’t allowed to hit each other, though he went back and forth on whether players not causing each other enough brain damage or them protesting racism and systemic inequality is really the culprit.

The transcript:

One would wonder what the world’s most famous local-newspaper commenter makes of the fact that the most prominent NFL protestor essentially has been fired by the league if thinking about this sort of thing wasn’t just a way to develop massive, crippling headaches.