In the words of Shooter McGavin after he saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex, “how am I supposed to chip with that going on?” That’s 13 guys in speedos conducting pelvic sorcery right behind the backboard. To make matters even worse, the guy fourth from the left is screwing up the entire rhythm. You see that happening and you can’t help but be infuriated. It’s an impossible ask for anybody at the stripe.

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So, now the question I bet you’re all dying to know: “Was it effective?”

Davidson’s (17-3) opponent was Virginia Commonwealth University (12-6). On the season, VCU has shot 65 percent from the free throw line. In their game at Davidson, VCU shot 50 percent (9-18) from the line, their second-worst percentage of the season. Safe to say that VCU shooters were a little thrown off when they walked to the stripe.

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Davidson swimmers wearing speedos to home basketball games has become somewhat of a tradition at the school. Swimmer Luke Burton was seen dancing in his speedo behind the backboard and in front of a visibly uncomfortable elderly man. Burton would eventually be kicked out of the arena for his shenanigans. However, the tradition has been around much longer than that.

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Now, if Davidson’s current swimmers can find themselves some good leopard-print swimwear, that’d be the pinnacle of this distraction technique. There’s zero chance anybody at the free throw line could focus on the rim when an entire savannah is printed on 13 crotches in their peripheral vision. No chance!