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UFC newcomer Devin Powell had to undergo surgery yesterday after Joe Lauzon busted him in the dick and balls with the “sheer power” of an unintentional knee during training. Powell’s all good, ball-wise, though he’ll need to recover for a bit.

Lauzon is schedule to return to the octagon in April; the last time he fought, he got his had knocked off by Clay Guida. If only he was allowed to land nutshots, he might have had a chance.