However, Wilson’s enviable sex life is no replacement for his lack of pocket awareness, rushed decision-making, and unwillingness to let go of the football. I know it’s fun to follow a trend, enjoy a meme, and feel like part of American culture, like going to see Minions: Rise of Gru in suits and ties with pounds of bananas — BA-NA-NA — in tow, but when you start spending your own, hard-earned money on those memes, without even getting the satisfaction of watching a feature film, that’s where I have to step in and remind everyone to hold onto your money and stop giving these massive casinos your cash!