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The USGA is apologizing for Fox Sports’s U.S. Open broadcast yesterday, which featured two men talking about violent sex:

“We deeply regret the inappropriate language and sentiment expressed by a few fans that was unfortunately picked up by a microphone on the course during today’s broadcast,” said spokeswoman Janeen Driscoll in a statement to Sporting News. “We are working closely with our partners at Fox Sports to address this issue.”


That inappropriate language, as best we can tell:

“That’s my ex.”

“Yeah, she’s hot.”

“That’s when I—I was fucking her so hard and I headbutted her in the head and I smacked that bitch [something]. We went and kinda got in the [muppets?] position and she sat up.”

We’re sure Fox Sports will respond to this in a timely manner, right?

Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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