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Russia wiped the floor with the competition at the World University Games, garnering 292 medals—with 155 of them being gold—at the 12-day competition. People complained that Russia brought in Olympians at an event for students, to which president Vladimir Putin says: Play some sports or pop some boners, haters.

From RIA Novosti:

"I’d like to advise them to take up sport themselves, and if they have any health issues to go see a doctor," Putin said at a meeting with athletes who had competed in the games.

"At the end of the day, maybe they should try some Viagra and then life would get better, would reveal some of its vivid and beautiful sides, and they would see the future," he quipped.


There's no time for your complaints, whiners. Suck less at sucking, or take some boner pills. Putin out.

[RIA Novosti]

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