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It was Warren Sapp's born-day yesterday, and like any man celebrating the start of their 37th year on the planet should do, Sapp had a giant cake and cheerleaders on hand. Well played.

My absolute favorite thing about this photo (taken prior to the final game at Texas Stadium), however, is Rich Eisen sadly holding on to a calendar of Cowboy cheerleaders while Sapp gets to actually, y'know, talk to them and stuff.

More photos of "America's Sweethearts" here, featuring a lot less Sapp. I hope you don't mind.