In one corner, a bunch of drunken oafs fresh off leaving a United match. In the other corner, a bunch of drunken oafs celebrating a bachelor party and wearing matching Where's Waldo? shirts and hats. It's the most England video there is.

This is surveillance camera footage of a fight at a Manchester railway station on March 2, 2013, but only made public this week.

All four of the fans, but just one of the Waldos, were convicted on charges of fighting in public. (In his defense, the United group's patriarch said he had drunk "a gallon of ale.")