Remember when Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov showed up at a team practice and gave his players an unbelievably awkward demonstration of his wall-dribbling drills? As it turns out, those drills were not simply the invention of one man’s wealth-addled mind, but part of a martial art known as Tescao, which Prokhorov practices in this place in Russia:
We know this because Stephen Colbert went there with Prokhorov and got into some very weird shit:
Be sure to stick around for the part where Prokhorov starts firing throwing stars and axes into the wall. And don’t ever try to tell me that money doesn’t rot your brain.