In this installment of random fights across America, three shirtless bros wield fists in an effort to win the affections of a near-shirtless "sexy nurse girl" at a Halloween party in Isla Vista, Cal. Granted, there's nothing to indicate that girl was wearing anything resembling a nurse's uni. But that's beside the point. Celebrate young love for the noble endeavor it is.

In unrelated news: here's "Caught On Tape: Wild Crip Gang Family Brawl!" Keep an eye on the 5-foot-6 guy throughout, but particularly at the 4:34 mark.