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Watermelons, Cower In Fear At Your Mighty New Crocodile God

All hail the mighty Elvis, a 52-year-old crocodile in the Australian Reptile Park of Somersby, Australia, and my new God.

The park filmed Elvis exerting his powers upon a measly watermelon, a poor creature who I assume did not accept him as his new God.

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