We Are All Dave McKenna LV (Pencil Dick Piñata Edition)

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Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit gets busted up like a Mexican birthday effigy.


There's not much to say about today's item except that it's absolutely...fucking...brilliant. For those of you who have never been to DC, there's a bar in the Adams Morgan neighborhood called Madam's Organ. It's a slop-house of a good time ("where the beautiful people go to get ugly"). This Friday, the bar will host an anti-Dan Snyder event to support McKenna and the Washington City Paper. The centerpiece of the "Block that Dick" party will be an anatomically correct Dan Snyder piñata. There will also be an anatomically correct nude Dan Snyder cake. In this instance, anatomically correct means small penis:

"The guy's just such a pencil dick, I think he should be called out," [Madam's Organ owner Bill] Duggan says. This calling out will take place Friday at the bar and will include:

• A 4-foot-tall custom piñata of Snyder ("pretty much life size" the bar's ad states). Duggan says he was "down in Costa Rica" when he heard about the lawsuit and immediately ordered the piñata to be made.

• An "anatomically correct nude Daniel Snyder cake." It will have a small penis....

"I would hope that [Snyder] would see the light and say, 'This is stupid, why alienate people even more?'" Duggan says. He adds that City Paper hasn't helped him plan the event, whose proceeds will be donated to the paper's legal defense fund.

Even if you can't hit pencil-dick piñata Dan Snyder in the face with a baseball bat, you can still donate some proceeds to the aforementioned legal defense fund.

Dan Snyder lawsuit: Local restaurants plan City Paper Defense Fund benefits [TBD.com]

H/T Michael M