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Until then, we will continue to offer up choice selections from the Snyderpedia. Today: a video featuring two men and Dan Snyder. All these creatures deserve what they have coming and if that twitchy chucklehead Papa John opened his pizza box to reveal a live grenade, I'd find this a much better ad, particularly if the grenade detonated on camera. You can CGI that stuff. Too bad nobody takes creative risks anymore.

The ad itself is so stupid that it's almost complicated. If I'm interpreting it correctly, Jerry Jones is ordering Dan Snyder to buy the Cowboys pizza. In exchange, Jones is willing to throw in all of Dan Snyder's favorite toppings (marrow, cicada, epidermis) for free, even though that smarm-merchant Papa John is already offering up free toppings. It's a trick, see? But it seems that Dan Snyder actually falls for the trick. Or at least the ad depicts Dan Snyder as being too gullible not to fall for it, which is probably accurate, although I don't think that's Papa John's intent. Whatever. It makes me angry.

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