Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit gets drawn-and-quartered in the town square.

Today's topic: Birthdays. As in, who is Danny Boy's kindred Nov. 23 birthsoul? Here are three: Snooki, Miley Cyrus, Billy the Kid. And when you finish fourth in the morality power rankings behind those folk, it bears public mention.

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