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Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
10 a.m. Fantasy Baseball Focus: With the acquisition of Chone Figgins, at last my three-year master plan is complete. World domination is mine! Ah ha ha ha ha!
10 a.m. Buzzmaster: USA vs. Ghana: Oh sorry Ghana, we didn't see you; we were too busy not being able to find you on the map. Oh, and you know what else? You ain't Ghana win. (Thanks, Mr. Colbert).
4 p.m. Football scientist K.C. Joyner: You have named your luxury yacht The Beagle, and you have visited every coastside NFL city, studying natural history and, occasionally, hookers.

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