There's no one knows your life better than a brother that's near your age. He knows who you are and what you are better than anyone on earth. My brother and we said some unforgivable things the last time we met, but we're trying to put that behind us, and this trip is a hard swallow of our pride. We just hope we're not too late... a brother's a brother.

Well, we can't imagine anything good about being blind and lame at the same time, but, still; at our age we've seen about all that life has to dish out. We know to separate the wheat from the chaff, and let the small stuff fall away.

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