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• Anna Benson will gun your ass down.
• Jeff Reardon's medicine gets him in trouble, and not just with the international closer crime syndicates.
• The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals says goodbye to Sun Devil Stadium and its treasure trove of memories.
• Darren Prince gave us a very nice holiday card, and it didn't even come with a flaming bag of poo.
• Scoop Jackson confuses us.
• Oral Roberts, God's coach.
Kenny Rogers knows when to hold ... you know, we can't.

Have a great long weekend and a happy new year, everyone. We'll be back Tuesday, January 3. Enjoy the rest of 2005, and be safe out there.