Week In Deadspin: Closing Out '05

• Anna Benson will gun your ass down. • Jeff Reardon's medicine gets him in trouble, and not just with the international closer crime syndicates. • The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals says goodbye to Sun Devil Stadium and its treasure trove of memories. • Darren Prince gave us a very nice holiday card, and it didn't even come with a flaming bag of poo. • Scoop Jackson confuses us. • Oral Roberts, God's coach. • Kenny Rogers knows when to hold ... you know, we can't.

Have a great long weekend and a happy new year, everyone. We'll be back Tuesday, January 3. Enjoy the rest of 2005, and be safe out there.